Daily Anecdotes

Tuesday, February 21, 2006






“20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.”

we can let each other know which ones are better, suit us best, by giving: No dollar signe ($) to: "Not bad". One $ to: "good". Two,$$, to: “very good”, and three, $$$, to: "excellent!" You may say for instance: Number 7& 15:$$$, No. 3:$$.
It’s not obligatory by the way, it’s optional!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.$

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.$

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.$$

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."$

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" $$

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."$$$

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. $$

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."$$

12. Sing Along At The Opera.$$$

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.$$

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.$

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.$$

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"$

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" $

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."$$

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called therapy.

9 Comments:

  • We bouhgt one each Gzankan from Tajresh, he has only 10 now has noly 7, we was the first to buy. Thank you for letting us know. are you really are a friend of the rwiter or you know him only? Can we email him? Just asking him something?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Feb 22, 12:45:00 PM  

  • So the Persians write in Arabic too like the Egyptian? will you let us know what's written up there, kindly?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Feb 23, 07:54:00 AM  

  • No Friends, forgive me but I guess I'm not allowed too. sorry.
    That's Persian My good fellows! why changing the name? what happened to the judges and the great TEST?! were you pulling our legs or were F.ing with us?!

    By Blogger GazanKhan, at Fri Feb 24, 08:50:00 AM  

  • I like to see you sing along at the opera!!

    By Blogger ., at Fri Feb 24, 10:48:00 AM  

  • What’s going on Gazankhan? How come you have started recycling your old materials now? Is it that you are too busy to write any new ones or are you taking a leaf out of the Iranian television’s book and have decided to go for reruns?

    By Blogger Shirin, at Fri Feb 24, 02:48:00 PM  

  • i'm anxiously awaiting the english translation ;-)

    By Blogger amanda kay, at Fri Feb 24, 06:02:00 PM  

  • Me too my friend.
    Shirin, that was very funny you really made me laugh my dear.
    Hi my old friend, I'm really happy to see you are in the mood again, good girl.

    By Blogger GazanKhan, at Sat Feb 25, 06:58:00 AM  

  • Gaznkan, thank you for letting us know, it's really great book, so many information but we are sorry to say that honestly we are dying from laughter, we have to close the book and take some times off after every few pages seriorly.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Feb 26, 08:48:00 AM  

  • No.7 is the best.$$$
    by the way this click counter of yours is crazy, how come you had more than 20 new visitors from yesterday and your so called click counter shows only 8 click!!!! what's going on?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Feb 27, 07:24:00 AM  

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