Yesterday a gentleman called me, first he told me how he had found my number and then he said:
"Would you do me a favor sir"
"I don't know what kind of favor?"
"I've discovered one of the greatest facts of life and very much like to share it with other Intelligent people." "Yes...?"
"Will you write it on your website?"
"I don't know sir..."
"No, No, I assure you it's nothing that may hurt any body's feelings or against any race or nation or..."
"Please sir just tell what is this discovery of yours instead of all this..."
"Yes sir, sure sir, thank you sir..."
"I haven't promised anything yet..."
"I know that; and another thing sir last week some thing really interesting happened in our small town, not too small of course, but comparing to the capital..."
"Mister Please! I have work to do."
"Of course sir, how stupid of me, I just want to tell you this: after you do me this great favor I'll tell what happened to the Swedish doctor who works in our town since ten years ago, when he came he was so young fresh out of medicine school and his language..."
"Listen! I have to say goodbye now. I'm sorry may be some other time..."
"No, no, no, don't hang up please. I tell you now what happened here last Wednesday..."
And he did tell me his discovery and the very interesting thing that had happened in his town two days ago. I first write what he has discovered!, as he claims, and then story. By the way, I must confess that I had heard this before,and I'm agree with it, but the gentleman hadn't; and has found it out for himself which is an admirable achievement.

{{NEVER UNDERSTIMATE THE PREDICTABILTY OF STUPIDITY}}

Now the story:
Last Wednesday, this man, (I can't reveal his name of course), a butcher by profession (and what happened doesn't have anything to do with his profession by the way.)
Anyway, last Wednesday at high noon, this man, Jack, we call him, this jack hurried to the Doc's office, his face covered by sweat showed that he had ran all the way, he begged the Swedish doctor to help him, he almost cried:
"I pay you anything you say, I do any thing you say please help me..."
"Calm down, what seems to be the trouble?" (!)
"I tell you doc! You are my last and the only hope, I do anything you tell me to do, order me to cut off both my hands I'll do it right here right now, of course you must help me with the remaining hand..."
"I ask you to calm down, and you want to cut your hands for me?! Aren't you a lunatic by any chance?"
"No doc, God forbid, no! I just need you to cure me, I'll kill myself doc. I'm not kidding..."
"Just tell me what's wrong."
"OK, thanks doc, I'm so ashamed..."
Doc had been a bit angry even before the agonizing process starts, and almost barked at Jack:
"I said what's wrong!"
"I'm saying it,...my God, how can say it... OK, Ok, I say it. You see doc, my problem is this: When ever I leave my counter and stand up for my prayer, like now for instance, my little one stands fast with me and stays like that till either I forget it and get back to work without saying my prayers or, I have to hit him as bad as you cannot imagine, may be in your dreams, I don’t know, and at the same time I must poor a bucket of ice cold water in his head and after all this, may be, still may be give up... I'm telling you doc it's killing me. I do what ever you order, just command me. do you like me to give ten liter of my blood to be cured? I'll do it. Just tell me! Command me!"
"OK, Ok, you had repeated this more than enough before, there's no need to say it again, in fact if you say it again I slap you so hard on the mouth that you loose all the three remaining front teeth of yours."
"Really doc?"
"Yes, really doc."
"OK then, I don't say it again just cure me doc, for the love of God, help me."
The doctor scratched his head for a few moment and then said:
"I really don't understand why you are so upset about your little one standing by you when you are going to... Is it your daughter or son?"
"I mean my the little one which is not little at all now by the way."
"What?!"
Jack whispered, without pointing to anything:
"This, I mean this bastard who dangles loose all the rest of the time, this cheap useless thing that when ever I need him to keep his head up and drill through like a man, he refuses to even budge, all the time hanging like a dead snake, dangling loosely head down from shame. The shameless good for nothing bastard..."
"Are you through?..."
"What!?"
"have you finished? are you done you basta..."
"Yes doc, yes. Now, please order me to do something so that I can teach him his place, teach him when he must be humble and when he must act proudly and stand real fast keeping his hard head up for grace of…! Just command me doc! I do what ever you tell...Sorry doc, I can't help it. I'm your slave whip me, slash me but PLEASE cure me first."
"How can I help when the boy is not here?! I'm not a bibliomacer you know! (translation of the profession of curing or predicting the future by choosing a random passage in a certain books, the Bible for example,{sarketab})..."
"what?"
"I'm not a fortune teller."
"what's that got to do with..."
"I mean I cannot cure what I do not see. you understand me now? Ha? you stupid bastard lunatic? do you read me you mother f..."
"Calm down doc, take it easy. Wow! scared me. So you want to see it?!..."
"Sure I want to see him, other wise how am I suppose to..."
"Ok, don't get hot again, but you surely understand that it's not easy for me. I'm in fact very shy; don't let these twisted strong muscles mislead you doc."
The doctor shouted:
"Get out of here, NOW... and bring your son next time, or easier than that, tell that bastard child of yours not to stand fast besides you when you stand to say... what ever it is that you want to say. And good day to you, sir!"
"Oh I get it! you haven’t got it! I mean you got it all wrong doc. I told you it's not my son." he whispered:"it's him."
"Who"
"Hiiimmmm."
"Oh I seeeee!"
"yes you seeee! now what should I do about it. I have come to you to do what ever you tell me to do. command me master...Sorry doc."
"Very well then, I have to think about it for a while I haven't seen such an interesting case before you know..."
" I know doc just please..."
"Just shut up and sit..."
"It's not easy for me to sit in this situation you know, with the bastard standing so hard so stabbor..."
"Ok don't sit. just shut up. Don't say anything, let me think."
The Swedish doctor remembered that as a teenager he had heard from his cousin that in the middle of love making when ever he wanted to hold back as they say, wants to ride a little longer, he used to put his mind on something else for a while, thought about something, like a bad accident or a fearsome situation, that way he cooled down a little. But surely he had to do this very delicately because if he exaggerated there was the embarrassing danger of the thing goes to sleep prematurely and ruin his whole fun and reputation. Anyway the doc decided to try that method on Jack who was watching him all the time and his every move.
"Listen Jack, try this: Think of a really bad car accident, put your mind on something else and misdirect your and his attention."
"it's no use."
"Have you tried it?"
"I know doc it's useless."
"Ok then think about... think about one of your best friends... You do have a best friend don't you jack?"
"Yes I do doc, as matter of fact I have three of them."
"OK think about this: He comes to you and tells you that he's got cancer."
"it's no use."
"Have you tried it?"
"I just know doc, it's no use."
To make a real long story short as usual, which is still long by the way, The Swedish doc suggested more horrible things one after the other, like the death of Jack’s parents and the answer was "it's no use." every time till the doc got really tired and badly angry, wanted to threw the annoying bastard out, but decided to make one more suggestion:
"Do you have kids?"
"Yes doc two."
"Ok think about this: Someone suddenly comes to your shop and says both your kids have been killed in an accident."
"It's no use, I'm telling you doc, it's no..."
The doctor got mad furious red crazy insane angry, shouted:
"That's enough you fucking bastard! What do you want from me?! Ha? OK come on, put your hard into my ass hole!"
"OK doc, I did tell you that I have come to you do what ever you tell me to do."
And rest is history,OR, The rest is silence as Hamlet put it!